_What is the best pick up line for a beer? He says, “Ale Yeah!”_What does a beer say to his friends to calm them down? -- Carson McCullers, writer & total weirdo "Milk is for babies. Frank Zappa. It says. You say, “Happy Beer-day!”_How does a beer bottle say thank you? He-brews it._What is the Beatles song that you hear after you have had a few bottles too many of beer? You say, “Happy Beer-day!” _How does a beer bottle say thank you? It says. A stein.Html code here! It is Wish You Were Beer._What beer should you drink in a room which does not have any lights? '”“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.
William Shakesbeer._Why does a beer drinking man never fail to appreciate beautiful things? “Thank brew very much.” “I look up at the sky, wondering if I'll catch a glimpse of kindness there, but I don't.
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”“Make sure that the beer – four pints a week – goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.”“A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.”“Everybody has to believe in something…..I believe I’ll have another drink.”“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed – Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. He says, “Without you, life is un-beer-able.”_How do you wish a beer on the day of its birth anniversary? “Hey there, hop stuff.” _What does someone who cannot live without beer say to it?
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.”“Beer needs baseball, and baseball needs beer – it has always been thus.”“All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.”“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. Keeping in mind the various things associated with beer it is not difficult to make a pun._From where does Moses source his beer? The pursuit of hoppy-ness._What would Bob Marley say after a few bottles of beer? “Chill stout!”_What does a beer have while sleeping? I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old … When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.”Any that I’m missing? -- Arnold Schwarzenegger, actor & Governator Some I can relate to.
Let it pee._Which playwright wrote “To beer or not to beer, that is the question”? Because beauty lies in the eyes of the beer-holder._What do you call a beer which is good with handicraft? They love it like crazy and it is not difficult to find a man who keeps thinking about it all day. What’s your favorite beer quote?I'm a former coffee blogger, but I’ve been getting to know some really good craft beers and really getting into home brewing. Because the bartender said, “No charge for you.”_How did a man manage to get five beers by just raising two fingers? Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
He says, “Without you, life is un-beer-able.” _How do you wish a beer on the day of its birth anniversary? Love is ale we need._What is the best pick up line for a beer? Dave Barry. He brews ginger ale._Which is the favourite beer of a kangaroo? He would say, “Don’t worry, be hoppy.”_How does a table full of chilled beer look? May 12, 2018 - Explore deb ranger's board "funny beer quotes" on Pinterest. I’ve heard a lot of funny, amusing and sometimes serious beer quotes. May the roof over your head be always strong. I couldn’t resist starting this little project called Passion For The Pint. He said, “Irish I had a beer.”_Which is the favourite film of a beer loving person? All I see are … Wheat dreams._How does an event which involves the drinking of beer end? When you grow up, you have to drink beer." Lager than life._With what do you dust a beer pub? A light beer._Why is beer a good medicine? “Thank brew very much.”_Which actor does a beer like the most? Kean-brew reeves._Which is the favourite pastime of a beer bottle?
Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.
Hoppy beer._What did the man from Ireland say after a hard day at work? Beer is perhaps the favourite drink of most people. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
You call it a craft beer._Which is the favourite Pink Floyd song of a beer drinker? It is the most happening part of the beer._Why did the neutron get a beer for free? He says. Some not so much.